Greetings to you. I'm Alwyn W Turner and I'm your host on this site.
Despite the reassuring presence of Buzby (for '80s nostalgics), you can't 'phone me, but I'd love for you to write to me at:
I did originally have a form on this page, but it seemed unnecessarily restrictive, so I thought I'd leave you to it. It would be helpful to me if you could put TRASH FICTION in the subject line.
Also, I had e-mails from Nancy in Florida and from Paul Keogh, who omitted to include their e-mail addresses, so I've been unable to answer them. If they'd like to write again, I shall apologize for my failure to respond and address their queries.