Teen Angels: Heaven Can't Wait
Avon, New York, 1996
In memory of Jay Schnaper
dedication: In memory of Jay Schnaper
The blurb on the back:
The last thing Cisco McCaine remembers is riding her motorcycle wildly into the night after an argument with her boyfriend. She awakes to find that a terrible accident has bounced her off a tree and right into Teen Heaven where she's learning what she must do to become a full-fledged angel.
Well, obviously I haven't read the book. I read the sleeve notes and that's quite enough for me. Back in the early-1960s this would have made for a perfectly adequate two-and-a-half-minute death disc, but I'm not prepared to spend an hour of my life reading it.
Just in case it should be your kind of thing, however, I would point out that there are another two novels in the Teen Angels series advertised on the back: Love Never Dies and Angel Kisses. I don't mean to sound prudish, but isn't this all a bit morbid?
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: 1/5
HIPNESS QUOTIENT: 1/5
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